14 Things You Will Totally Get If Your Wife Is A Cleanliness Freak

So, we know that men are from Mars and women from Venus. And, we also know that women hail from the land of cleanliness while men, well, let us not go there just yet! In most of the cases,guys somehow do not like to keep their home or surroundings very clean. [Read: 19 Most Common Excuses Husbands Give To Their Wives To Avoid Household Work] They are okay with things thrown here, there and everywhere. Being clean, organised and punctual at all times is not really their thing. And, it is alright to be that way, but not for too long. Not wanting to clean all the time is a completely normal thing, but what is not normal is the desire to clean the house even at 4 am in the morning. So, if you to have a girlfriend/wife who is a super-duper cleanliness freak and a twin sister of Monica Geller from Friends, then this is a write-up you will relate to pretty well!

#1. You feel like an alien in your own house

Because when you leave for work in the morning, you know where everything was kept, but when you come home at night, it is like you enter someone else’s house. It is so freaking CLEAN!

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#2. She does not respect your space

Not only is she cleaning her room/home all the time, she always comes into your personal space like a vacuum cleaner and cleans away to glory. And, you sometimes feel it is an invasion into your privacy.

#3. Putting your wet towel on the bed can even lead to a break-up

It is that serious a deed! And if you leave it there and leave for work, what awaits you in the evening is unimaginable dude!

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#4. You have the cleanest clothes in your group

You shine amongst all! Well, that is not a thing to crib about now, is it?

#5. When you feel the need to make love, she feels the need to clean

Because when all you can think of is her amazing perfume and sexy lingerie, she thinks of dusting the bed first, spreading the sheets properly and spraying a room freshener first! What a mood-spoiler man!

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#6. Eating with her is equal to giving an IAS exam

Because you have to be so careful that nothing drops, and minding your table manners is more important than concentrating on the food and eating it.

#7. Her mother is like her as well

And, the mere thought of going out with the two of them for a meal kills your appetite! You would prefer to fast that day instead of being criticised for not having any table manners.

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#8. Holidays are not that much fun either because she starts cleaning the room herself

She starts organising the clothes from the suitcase in the cupboards even if you are there for a night, constantly calls housekeeping to clean the room and asks you to be clean and properly dressed at all times! Imagine that!

#9. You cannot eat on the bed

The only place where food tastes the best is banned to you!

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#10. You have to bathe and wear new clothes everyday

And, put your clothes for wash everyday too! Now what kind of a person does that, right? The clothes do not even smell of you anymore!

#11. Walking into the room gives you the creeps

What if your shoes bring in some mud, what if you disturb the cushion arrangement, what if you spoil the creases of the bed sheets? Better to stay out of the room and out of trouble!

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#12. She is more like that physical education teacher you disliked in school

Because she always scolds you about how unclean and messy you are, and orders you to clean up your mess all the time!

#13. And Diwali time is your life’s most dreaded nightmare

A cleanliness freak, the festival of Diwali fast approaching, the much-awaited Diwali cleaning and you; not quite the combination you ever imagined to happen!

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#14. How did you even end up with her is what you always think

But deep down inside, you love her to the core. You only wish she would become a normal human being someday though!

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People have all kinds of obsessions, but having a girlfriend/wife who suffers an obsessive compulsive disorder when it comes to cleaning can be pretty hectic and intimidating for a guy. And if you too are a victim of the above, all we can say is, ‘’we get you bro, we really do!’’